Today, we embark on an exclusive exploration into the wired realm of MoistCr1TiKaL, the enigmatic content creator who has captivated millions with his unique blend of humor, wit, and unfiltered authenticity.Charlie also known as Penguinz0, MoistCr1TiKaL, Charlie, big moist, huge Charles.
In this Wired Q&A adventure, we’ll be delving into the questions that Google dared to ask the man behind the screen. From the absurd to the profound, from the mundane to the downright bizarre, we’re peeling back the layers of mystery that shroud MoistCr1TiKaL, revealing the person behind the memes, the laughter, and the unapologetic charm.
Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of revelations as we navigate through the wild and unpredictable landscape of queries that only Google could concoct. From gaming escapades to life’s philosophical ponderings, we’ll be unraveling the candid responses and unexpected insights that make MoistCr1TiKaL a digital icon like no other.
So, buckle up and get ready to plunge headfirst into the unpredictable, the offbeat, and the downright entertaining world of MoistCr1TiKaL. The journey begins now, and the answers may just leave you laughing, scratching your head, or perhaps a little of both. Check out MoistCr1TiKaLs Streaming Setup
Who is MoistCr1TiKaL?
A five foot six Hawking testosterone Titan who makes a bunch of wacky silly garbage on the internet.
What does MoistCr1TiKaL do for a living?
I just post really ridiculous things on the internet and got lucky enough that it enables me to survive.
What did MoistCr1TiKaL do before YouTube?
Nothing. I was I was 10 before YouTube. I didn’t have a career or a job. I was still just snorting glue and drinking milk. I was just a baby boy. I used to mow Lawns for money which probably isn’t allowed with the child labor laws in America.
What is MoistCr1TiKaL email?
Just criticalcontact@gmail. You’re gonna have a hard time reaching me there. I did meet one of my best friends through email. His name’s Kaya. He reached out a long time ago with a super sad message that really tickled my heartstrings. I replied back we became good friends through it but these days most people just sign me up for cult newsletters and a lot of other like really awful WebMD like hypochondriac bait but you’re welcome to send me something. I probably won’t see it though. I’ll just give it one of these.
Why is MoistCr1TiKaL penguin zero?
The lore is super simple. I was actually a child. I made the account in 2007. I was 11. I thought Penguins were cool, the name penguin was taken, not that deep.
Why does MoistCr1TiKaL wear white shirts?
Convenience. Most of everything I have in my life comes from Walmart so I just get big packs of white shirts and that’s good enough for me. I’m not out here trying to make any kind of fashion statement so it’s super simple super easy.
Why does MoistCr1TiKaL talk like that?
That’s a question for God, not me. I couldn’t tell you it’s just I have very weird vocal cords. I have a very monotone voice. The best description I’ve heard of it is that it sounds like an unenthusiastic hand job. I’ve been really gravitating towards the word goofy over the last year or so. I like these words that kind of fell out of Grace for a while old expressions like calling someone an old battle axe or a harpy or a harlot goofy silly wacky it’s like fetal development where you’re in like the zygotic stage all the way till birth right now I’m in like the goofy development.
Why does MoistCr1TiKaL look like Jesus?
I just don’t think I do. I really don’t. I just have long hair and I’m short. I don’t know if Jesus was short but other than that, I think that’s where the similarity stops you had like really brown hair mine’s more black. I don’t think I look like him at all but most people seem to think I do.
Is MoistCr1TiKaL in a band?
Yeah, it’s a two-man band it’s me and my buddy Troy he’s from New Zealand We Are The Gentle men Troy does all of the music, and I do all the lyrics and vocals that’s why a lot of them are very silly like 2019 guy is all about being a cuck and being super happy about it and Skynet’s all about robots that are powered by human semen from the future he does all the really good music stuff and I do all the super stupid stuff we make a great team.
Is MoistCr1TiKaL from Florida?
Yes, I was born in Tampa moved to Orlando moved back to Tampa in sixth grade and I’ve been here ever since. Not leaving until Florida is fully underwater and even then, might still stick around. Don’t think have very many Florida man qualities other than maybe the way dress or where go guess went to a club called The Castle last week which is a goth nightclub with a station for paddling and all kinds of like bunk beds but don’t think have many Florida man qualities myself not that can think of at least.
Is MoistCr1TiKaL jacked?
Not to toot my own horn but do lift very often was a human science major with a concentration in exercise physiologies but not really jacked keep myself lean because five foot six so if get jacked I look like a meatball.
Is MoistCr1TiKaL scared of cockroaches?
Nope, common misconception. I scream because I’m trying to scare them away so I’m not afraid of anything except flying.
Is MoistCr1TiKaL scared of flying?
What do you know, yeah I am scared of flying. It’s my main phobia, really the only phobia.
Does MoistCr1TiKaL have a world record?
Not anymore. Every time I get a world record I post about it and some Goblin out there goes and takes it from me. Most of my previous records were Speed Run related so gaming Mr Krabs overdoses on ketamine and dies it got taken. I held a record in House of Caravan got taken. I did have a record for a little while, kind of not an official one for sex toy collecting but then Belle Delphine beat me so right now no world records and probably never will hold one for long but I have had previous records.
When did MoistCr1TiKaL reveal his face?
2015 I think. I started posting on Snapchat and doing recorder covers of popular music and then I eventually posted that Snapchat in a comment on a video called paint the town red and I don’t think I started putting it in videos until 2016 or 2017.
Does MoistCr1TiKaL have Discord?
I don’t go on it super often only to talk to like friends or do voice calls with friends but I do have it.
What is Penguinz0 favourite anime?
Code Geass it is. I think a masterpiece it has one of my favorite endings in all of fiction and I think the whole thing is just beautifully written.
What does Penguinz0 drive?
An SUV. I got an SUV a little over a year ago. I just like the SUV more because I’m very risk-averse so it’s a safer vehicle.
What is Penguinz0 favourite game?
City of Heroes. It’s an old MMO that I think is truly underrated shutdown in 2012 God rested soul but I think it’s still an incredible game there are private servers I still play from time to time. Second to City of Heroes would be Halo 2.
Does Charles Christopher White Jr have a brother?
Not that I know of. I’m pretty sure I’m the only child but I’ve never really sat my parents down to get to the bottom of it. Pretty sure it’s just me.
Did Charles Christopher White Jr act in Hunger Games?
Don’t ask silly questions you know the answer is yes. The only thing that held that entire franchise together and it’s an absolute shame that they didn’t call me back for the most recent one. Very disappointed with their decision but will never forget the time spent on that set.
Is Charles Christopher White Jr still alive?
Yes.
Can MoistCr1TiKaL play guitar?
Tried, played in middle school, dropped it in high school, and haven’t really touched it since. Can do uh Tears Don’t Fall intro still, but other than that nothing else.
How did MoistCr1TiKaL get famous?
Didn’t, you’ve been misled. Just post on the internet and some people watch it and that’s really about it but guess maybe the Hunger Games would be another answer to that.
When does MoistCr1TiKaL stream?
Pretty much every night times vary all very spontaneous sometimes don’t stream every day you never really know gotta stay on your toes.
Does MoistCr1TiKaL use a script?
Nope, fire on the camera talk about absolute nonsense and that’s about the extent of the effort that goes into that unless we’re doing something like wrestling with wrestling we plan out a lot of what goes on beforehand but when it’s just a normal video super simple just start talking about some really goofy and that’s about it.
